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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I get you to do a little job for me.

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Uh, well, I guess that all depends on the job there, Glory Jim.

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It's just the delivery of a package.

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And in fact, it's got to go back to Luskin.

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So really, it's on your way.

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But we are going there anyway, so maybe Thea, you can, uh, like, magicize it?

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See if that tells us anything?

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Yeah, you all pass out.

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And Thea, you are awoken in the night.

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And you wake up, and there is a half-dragon standing over top of Flint

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with a large sword, raising it in the air.

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Glory Jim comes running into the room.

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He screams at you guys to run.

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And the entire front facade is torn off by a young blue dragon.

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I quickly put my shit on and run.

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Yeah, yeah, I grabbed my satchel and boot-skewed out of there.

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The dragon flies up into the air and begins to chase you.

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You see the dragon circling overhead.

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After a little while, it looks like it gives up.

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And you make your way back to the battle.

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Flint, you hear a very familiar call that says,

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Well, I'll be fucked.

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Good to see you, too.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, a 5th edition D&D actual play podcast.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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Here with me continuing the journey are your adventurers,

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playing Thea Amastasia, Amy More.

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Hey.

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Nulara Moonbrook is Carla Johnson.

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Hey.

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And playing Flint Firebeard is Tom Laird.

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Hey.

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I couldn't resist.

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It's good, it's good.

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What do we want to do first?

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Do we want to roll a d20 first, or do we want to talk about our characters first?

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Let's talk about our characters.

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Let's see what we got going on before we...

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Sure.

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...get into the snappity slap.

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Yeah, last time you guys got enough XP based on some things you did to level up to level 9.

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So let's start with Thea.

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What did Thea get?

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Oh, you guys.

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I got good stuff.

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I got Mass Cure Wounds.

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Ooh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Good one.

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Yep.

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It is a good one.

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Because I can cure anybody within a 30-foot, six creatures in a 30-foot radius of me, heal 3d8 plus my Spellcasting Ability mod.

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So that's pretty awesome.

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That's amazing.

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I also got Conjure Minor Elementals.

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So that's a big, like, that has a lot to do.

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Russ needs to, like, look stuff up when I decide to conjure something because he chooses.

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Oh, you didn't tell me that.

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Yeah, it's true.

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You didn't tell me I had homework.

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Yeah.

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Based on your homework?

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Yeah, I did.

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So I can essentially conjure Earth, Air, Fire, Water Elemental.

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And it comes and it fights with us and has its own, like, set of skills and stuff.

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It's in the Monster Manual.

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Do you have to, like, pick which one you always conjure or can you call upon any of them?

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I can call upon any one of them.

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But I can find the difference between an Elemental and a Minor Elemental.

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Well, if you had told me this before we got here.

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I had a lot going on.

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It's been a busy week.

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I had a really crazy week.

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It has been.

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It's true.

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Anyway, I can conjure one of these at two or lower or two of these at one or

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lower or three of these at a quarter or lower or four of these at an eight or

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I don't know what any of this means.

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Pretty excited about it, though.

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It's just a challenge.

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Massive amounts of damage and stuff.

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So and they just, like, fight with us.

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And then I think I think that was all I got.

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Oh, I haven't I couldn't figure out how to do my hit points.

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That's not something I should have been left alone to do.

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I don't know how to figure out how many more hit points I get.

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You get your hit die plus your Constitution modifier.

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OK, well, that's easy.

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Let's go with new Laura.

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OK, I learned a couple of new spells as well.

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Even though I essentially never use spells except to go invisible and lay down.

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But, you know, because that's like the jam.

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She's real good at it.

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But I do have some.

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I got Wind Wall, which the also has.

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But it's one of the best ones available to me because mine are all nature

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related, right, as a ranger.

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So I can create a great big wall of wind and hurt people with it or blow

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away fog or smoke or, you know, things impeding our sight.

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I also got one that kind of makes me Jesus because it is called.

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Is it called Jesus?

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It's called Water Walk.

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So we can all of us like me plus 10 friends.

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But don't worry, guys, I only have two friends.

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It's you.

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We can walk over any liquid as if it is solid ground.

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So this is in addition to water, things like acid, mud, snow, lava and quicksand.

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Just walk right on over.

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No problem.

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So that's a good one.

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And of course, we've leveled up and I got some more hit points and all that stuff.

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So I'm real strong now.

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Just kidding.

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Not strong at all compared to flight.

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What is your what's your hit points at now?

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Eighty seven.

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Oh, I'm at sixty three.

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So you can feel real good about yourself.

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I don't know why my hit points are so low.

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Hundred and twelve.

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Hundred and twelve.

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Wow.

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But yeah, it's because you're the most powerful of us.

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No, but I can get hit.

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My armor is really low and my hit points are really low.

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Maybe I need to find someone who can make you better armor.

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Oh, maybe I need to find someone who can make me better armor.

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I'm not going to drop you guys hints anymore.

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I don't know what's possible within the realm of this, but I'm I have an idea of what's going on with my plot point.

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I go to a blacksmith and tell him to make me armor.

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Yeah, sure.

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You can do that no matter what.

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But the armor is like super crazy awesome armor that's really thin and light, but ups my armor class to like a 16 or something like that.

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Interesting.

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That would be.

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All right.

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Flint.

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Yeah.

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Being a straight ahead great weapon fighter, not much happened with my level up.

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I got some HP, which is always welcome.

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I did learn one new skill called indomitable, which allows me to reroll a failed save.

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That's nice.

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That's about it.

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Then let's.

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Oh, wait, wait.

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Oh, there's more.

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Donnie got a new hat.

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Nice.

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Fantastic.

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I made him a little hat.

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Sweet.

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So, you know, that's important.

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Stop everything.

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The pseudo dragon got a new hat.

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I wanted him to have something new.

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Everybody's leveling up.

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He's still like just hanging out.

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I'm a pseudo dragon.

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Now he's got a little hat.

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I did nothing for guacamole.

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I have to think about that.

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What what color is the hat?

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I want to visualize it.

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It's kind of like like a trucker hat because at first he thought he'd get it ironically, but now he's just kind of into it.

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Like he's actually just genuinely likes it.

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So it's a dragon trucker hat.

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I like it.

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Well, good.

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Good for Donnie.

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Yeah, sorry.

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I'm done interrupting.

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No, that's OK.

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Roll a d20.

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All of us are.

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Everybody.

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I got a three.

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I got a two.

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Solid one.

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Are you kidding?

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No, you didn't.

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Without a lot.

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I will text you a picture right now.

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Shit.

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Well.

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Guys, this is going to be real good.

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Hey, that was a three, two, one.

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Do we get any bonuses for that?

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Like a flush?

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That's a straight.

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It's a straight.

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Exactly.

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You still get to tell everybody what happened last week, plus a little overarching of everything

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that's going on.

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Yeah, you.

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You won.

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Oh, I won with a three.

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You won with your three.

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This is bullshit.

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I'm just going to read you my notes.

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Don't read the notes as per they are last time.

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Please read the notes.

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Because that's exactly the same.

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Please read the notes.

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So we ended up getting to the city of.

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Wait.

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Wait for it.

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It's in my head.

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No, wait.

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It's in there.

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Not Little Rock.

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We came from Little Rock and we're going to give me the first letter.

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M.

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Mirror bar.

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We came from Little Rock and we're going to give me the first letter.

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M.

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Mirror bar.

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So we get to mirror bar and they let us in and we have all these refugees and with

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a quick not at all political background check, they allow them to come into the city

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for refuge.

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We then decide to go to a pub, the something panda pub.

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Ritey and a Panda Hut.

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Ritey and a Panda Hut.

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And we realized it's very similar to Pizza Hut, but they were no pandas actually

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to be eaten there, which we were fairly happy about.

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While we were there, we met Leonan Glory Jim and he, that's where we met him,

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right?

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No, we didn't meet him there.

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Russ is very upset with me.

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He took you there.

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Oh, he took us there.

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Right.

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Right.

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Yeah, he took us there.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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He took us to the Ritey and a Panda Hut and after a few drinks, he and talking

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with Flint because they go way back, they're part of the same, what was it?

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The hand of the-

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Mercenary Group.

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Mercenary Company.

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You guys are-

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That's right.

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The Fits of the Iron Dawn.

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Right?

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Okay.

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After having a few and catching up and talking, Leonan opens up and says, you know,

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Flint, hey, can you carry this package for us?

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And we talked it over and decided, yes, we can do that and deliver it back.

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Back to Luskin.

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Luskin, thank you.

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So we decided we would take it back.

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We were supposed to deliver it to Geraldo Agrin, but we think it's pretty sketchy,

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so we're going to get a macoth to check it out for us first.

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So we say, yeah, sure.

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We'll take your box.

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And we do.

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And there's a sword and an amulet inside that he tells us.

267
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000
And through a spell, I found out that it's all like super magic and stuff.

268
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000
So we go to his bed.

269
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000
The bed.

270
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
There's only one.

271
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
A singular bed.

272
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
It's a family bed.

273
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000
We all sleep together, right?

274
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000
And then there's a giant feather over our mouths and we go.

275
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
And it blows up, right?

276
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:21,000
Like one communal feather, like one big feather.

277
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000
One each.

278
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Oh, one each.

279
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000
OK.

280
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000
I was hoping we'd have to sync our breathing to make the feather go.

281
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000
And I am awoken.

282
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:36,000
I don't know, because I heard a sound and there's a half dragon over top of Flint about to do some nasty business.

283
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000
I need to word that better.

284
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000
A half dragon over top of Flint about to murder him in his sleep.

285
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
So I jump up and the fighting begins.

286
00:11:47,000 --> 00:12:02,000
And before we can get anywhere to figuring out why these people are trying to kill us and people, these half dragons and whatever, half the building comes down and there's a young blue dragon that's just there and angry.

287
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:13,000
So Leonin runs in and tells us to run and we do and we do a lot of fun skill checks along the way, like throwing chickens and doves up at this dragon that's chasing us.

288
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:23,000
And then we hide into different nooks and crannies and eventually go down into the sewers and we get away from him and he flies back and we head back to help out with the fight.

289
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:29,000
But everyone is gone and the fist of the Iron Dawn seems to have handled the situation.

290
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000
And yeah, that's just kind of where we're at.

291
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
It's great. Good rundown.

292
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000
Thanks. It's a really good thing I took notes last time, you guys.

293
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000
It really helped.

294
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
And you're right. It's good. I didn't read it verbatim.

295
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000
These notes suck.

296
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
So it's good you took notes, but they're bad notes.

297
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000
They are. They are.

298
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Yeah. So you guys get back to the hotel.

299
00:12:53,000 --> 00:13:03,000
And yes, the fist of the Iron Dawn is looking like it has cleaned up a lot of these these human and other humanoid type attackers.

300
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:13,000
But Flint, you hear that gruff voice yell from across the yard, something to the effect of I thought I told you never to come back.

301
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:22,000
And you see your old colonel from the fist of the Iron Dawn, Maramras Solax.

302
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:29,000
And he is walking towards you quite speedily for a stout dwarf.

303
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:35,000
And he doesn't look so happy with you and says, clearly these guys were after you.

304
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
What are you doing here? And what is all this?

305
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Solax, your beard's looking a little thin there, bud.

306
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Oh, fuck you, Firebeard.

307
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000
I'm not happy to see you.

308
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
I guess the dragon was after us.

309
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,000
I don't know. We got asked if we could take a package back to Luskin.

310
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000
And then this dragon showed up and all the shit hit the fan.

311
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
What do you mean, take a package back to Luskin?

312
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
Who asked you to take a package back to Luskin?

313
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Glory Jam asked us to.

314
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:11,000
He gives you a side glance and then yells, Glory Jam, get over here.

315
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:18,000
And Leonin comes over and he looks at the package and he looks back at Glory Jam.

316
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000
He said, you were supposed to deliver that to Luskin.

317
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000
And then Glory Jam, I'm just going to fucking talk to myself now.

318
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000
God damn it.

319
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
This is working out better than I could have imagined.

320
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
This really is.

321
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,000
And then Glory Jam says, well, I mean, I was just trying to, you know, speed up.

322
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
They were headed that way.

323
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
I mean, it's all right.

324
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,000
We told them we were going to Luskin, so we thought we could do it for them.

325
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
It's no big deal.

326
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000
Solax grabs it from you and takes it from you.

327
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:54,000
And he says, if I can't trust you, Glory Jam, I don't know what I'm going to do with you.

328
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000
And he starts walking away carrying the box.

329
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000
And you are left standing with Leonin.

330
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Sorry, dude.

331
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Says, well, I was kind of hoping that when I told you guys to run, you would just keep going and not come back.

332
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
But that's fine.

333
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000
We thought you guys might have needed help.

334
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Yeah, we're coming to help you kill the dragon.

335
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
You're welcome.

336
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
I greatly appreciate it.

337
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000
But there's and he starts to whisper a little bit.

338
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:34,000
There's some there's some things going on that I was hoping that you would just kind of help and figure out without me having to tell them to you.

339
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Well, when that dragon showed up, it kind of screwed that plan up.

340
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Yep. Yep.

341
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Sure did. Sure did.

342
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Why don't you tell us now?

343
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000
I can't tell you.

344
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000
I can't tell you here.

345
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I can't tell you here.

346
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:53,000
But what what I would you could probably shed some light on and he pulls a piece of paper out from a pocket and he hands it over to you.

347
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:58,000
And it's sort of a wanted type poster doesn't say wanted.

348
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:04,000
But it's the same kind of just has a picture of each of you three.

349
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Hey, we're famous with a bounty on it.

350
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Thea scoffs at how they've portrayed her in the picture.

351
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
It's nothing like me.

352
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000
And it is written from the cult of the dragon.

353
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Those sons of bitches.

354
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:25,000
I would really like to meet the dragon cult artist that fucked up my beard so badly.

355
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
I know pictures not flattering.

356
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
I don't know, dudes.

357
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
I think mine looks pretty good.

358
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Leon and says, so like how how deep into this are you guys?

359
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Elbow deep, my friend.

360
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Pretty deep.

361
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Well, if they're sending dragons after you, like you guys should we're going to clean up this mess here.

362
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
You guys go do whatever you do.

363
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Meet me at the right end of Panda Hut and I'll I'll tell you what I think is going on and see if you can help being that you guys are clearly in the mix of all this.

364
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:08,000
He walks off and goes back to cleaning up the helping clean up the mess of of bodies that was left after the battle.

365
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
What do you guys want to do for a few hours?

366
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
I want Flint to tell us why his friends are such dinks.

367
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
They ask us to do stuff.

368
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
They get mad.

369
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
They say that dragons are after us.

370
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
How do we even know that dragon was after us?

371
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Well, I was thinking maybe that dragon's after that fucking box.

372
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Exactly.

373
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Exactly.

374
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Well, if you remember, I left these guys because they weren't my friends.

375
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Yeah, I know.

376
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Fair enough.

377
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I know.

378
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Yeah, we're cool.

379
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I didn't mean to sound accusatory.

380
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Well, all right then.

381
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
So we're all cool.

382
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Yeah, we good.

383
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
So you guys want to go have a nap or something?

384
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Because we got our sleeps interrupted last night.

385
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I don't know what you guys want to do.

386
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Well, I was hoping that maybe we could go and find some sort of like blacksmith armory type place that could give me some new armor.

387
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Hey, we met that guy when we were down in the tunnel.

388
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Remember?

389
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
We did.

390
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
There was that guy.

391
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Let's go find him.

392
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
See what we can get.

393
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Sorry.

394
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Bless you.

395
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Bless you.

396
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Was that an endgame?

397
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Wait.

398
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Yeah.

399
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Was that endgame?

400
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I don't know.

401
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
I should have maybe switched the sound if it was.

402
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Yeah.

403
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Bless you is what I meant.

404
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Bless you.

405
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Thanks, guys.

406
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
All right.

407
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Let's go see this dude.

408
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
OK.

409
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
You know, we can't do anything.

410
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Russ is peeing.

411
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Yeah.

412
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Oh, all right.

413
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
We can totally tell this story ourselves.

414
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Yeah, we can.

415
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,000
We walk over to the street that we were on and go through the storefront.

416
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
And no one's in there.

417
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
I am riveted.

418
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
So, yeah, we need Russ.

419
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:39,000
And then we walk in and it's silent.

420
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Hello?

421
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Anybody here?

422
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Yeah.

423
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Yes.

424
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Hi, sir.

425
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Do you remember us?

426
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Yes.

427
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
You brought the...

428
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
No.

429
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
No.

430
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
No.

431
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
That has not been proven.

432
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
No.

433
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Those are wild allegations.

434
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
OK.

435
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
But I mean, when I met you, there was a dragon.

436
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
We warned you.

437
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Yeah.

438
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
It's true.

439
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
We probably saved your life.

440
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
We warned you there was a dragon.

441
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I get it.

442
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I get it.

443
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Somebody say you owe us.

444
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I mean, did you want no warning?

445
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
No.

446
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
No.

447
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
I mean, I appreciate the order.

448
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I'm just saying, you know, last time I saw you, there was a dragon.

449
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Yeah.

450
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
A bit of a negative association, I understand.

451
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Yeah.

452
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Fair enough.

453
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
No dragons this time?

454
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
No, no.

455
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
That dragon's gone.

456
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
OK.

457
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Well, welcome to my shop.

458
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
What can I do for you?

459
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:35,000
I look around the shop and I see that he does, like, really good, intricate work.

460
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:43,000
And I say to him, I'm looking for better armor, lighter, but stronger.

461
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Can you do that?

462
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Well, what are you wearing right now?

463
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Hide armor.

464
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
I knew that.

465
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Russ was looking at me like she doesn't even know what kind of armor she's wearing.

466
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
I'm going to throw this curveball at her and she's not going to be able to answer.

467
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Says, well, you've come into the best dwarven blacksmith, this side of where dwarves live.

468
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
The mountain?

469
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Yeah.

470
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
I am Patrick.

471
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
So, Patrick, what can you do for me?

472
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Well, I can I can whip you up some fine dwarven armor.

473
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
It's very, very light.

474
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000
I'll use the highest quality steel that, you know, we can find here.

475
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Shouldn't hinder you as far as weight goes.

476
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Really, it should be hide armor.

477
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
It's definitely going to be way better than your hide armor.

478
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
It's going to cost you.

479
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,000
I move toward him and, like, touch him on the shoulder.

480
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:45,000
And then I slowly run my hand down his beard and, like, throw my finger in it.

481
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000
And I say, I'm sure we can work something out.

482
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Yeah, I mean, it's going to be like, like, in a roll.

483
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Actually, I don't want to roll.

484
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Actually, I want to use my plot point.

485
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
I'm going to need you to roll a fondling check.

486
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Totally. A sex appeal check.

487
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Sex appeal check.

488
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I'm just going to use my plot point.

489
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,000
I'm going to say that he's so infatuated with me that he gives me the armor for free.

490
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:18,000
As a thank you for saving, for giving him warning on the dragon, too.

491
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Well, kind lady, I...

492
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
What's your name?

493
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Thea.

494
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Thea.

495
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Thea.

496
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
You...

497
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
I caress his beard some more.

498
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Well...

499
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
This is making me uncomfortable.

500
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
This is making me uncomfortable.

501
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
I'm making so many hand gestures.

502
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:42,000
She's got hand gestures below my chin like she's just squeezing balls.

503
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
I don't know how to caress a beard.

504
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
There, I've admitted it.

505
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
There, it's public knowledge now.

506
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
God damn it.

507
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Fine, I could give it to you for free.

508
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Aren't you the sweetest.

509
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Then give him a kiss right on the cheek.

510
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
I mean, we have money. We can pay you.

511
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
I don't want to.

512
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000
If Thea can't get things for free because of her sex appeal, what does she even have going for her?

513
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Besides being super badass and all the kicking and punching.

514
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I mean, my 12 children aren't going to eat this month, but that's fine. That's fine.

515
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I give him a hug and I drop a bag of gold into his back pocket.

516
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Kilt thing, whatever he's wearing.

517
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
I imagine them all in kilts and I'm not sure why.

518
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Skirts.

519
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
It's not a formal occasion.

520
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
He's a smith. He's probably got an apron on him.

521
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Fair enough. Okay.

522
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
To the back pocket of his apron I drop.

523
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Like, I don't know.

524
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Whatever is the appropriate amount of gold.

525
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
But I just want to feel like I got it for free and then I'm just doing this to be nice.

526
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
It's just a power move.

527
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
You tell me how much you drop in there then.

528
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
I'm going to totally own it.

529
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
He's going to be like, wow, I was only going to charge you half that.

530
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I drop him like, wait, 50 gold?

531
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
I don't know. How much was he going to charge me to begin with?

532
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
50 gold.

533
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Okay. Perfect.

534
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,000
So he says, well, yeah, I can do up your armor here.

535
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
It's going to take me a couple days.

536
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Is that okay? Are you guys hanging around here?

537
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I turn back to my travel mates.

538
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
If it takes a couple days, it takes a couple days.

539
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,000
That'd be really great not to be almost dead again.

540
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000
He takes your measurements and he says, yeah, a couple days.

541
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Come on back and I'll have it ready for you.

542
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
If there's anything you guys need sharpened or fixed up,

543
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
your armor wise, I'd be happy to do that too.

544
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
But yeah, up to you guys.

545
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I think we're good.

546
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I keep all our stuff up to date with my smithing tools.

547
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Cool. Cool. All right.

548
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Well, thank you so much.

549
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Do you manage to waste about 15 minutes?

550
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Mission accomplished guys.

551
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Yeah. I was pretty serious about those naps though.

552
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Kind of only slept for like three hours last night.

553
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Just waiting around to meet your dumb friend.

554
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
What do you guys want to do?

555
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
You want to go shopping? You want to eat? You want to have a nap?

556
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
I think we better go have a nap.

557
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I think for all of our safety, we should probably have a nap.

558
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Do you think that there's actually an inn in this place that will take us after what happened last night?

559
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I think that we are adventurers and can just like find somewhere to sleep, honestly.

560
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Like go to the outskirts of town and sleep under a tree.

561
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Sounds lovely. Let's do that.

562
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
You guys go have a nap for the appropriate amount of time.

563
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
And then it's time to go meet Glorygem.

564
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Make your way to the Ritey and a Panda Hut.

565
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,000
You go in. It's late morning at this point.

566
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000
You look around the room and you see Leonin in a back corner.

567
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000
There are a few other people in the place, but it's not super busy at this point.

568
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000
And he waves you over to come sit down with him.

569
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
I grab a couple ales from the barkeep on the way.

570
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
A little early for that, isn't it, bud?

571
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Hey, we just had a nap, y'all.

572
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Once I have a character voice, now I'm an asshole.

573
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Hey, we just had a nap.

574
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Oh no, yes, of course. That's fine.

575
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Character voice means I'm a dick now. Sorry. Sorry, Dan.

576
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Well, I got it, yeah.

577
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
It's all good.

578
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000
You guys grab your ales and you go over to the table.

579
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000
And he's like, you guys weren't followed, were you?

580
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Didn't check.

581
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I mean, we weren't really looking, but nobody made it obvious.

582
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Okay, good.

583
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:20,000
The package that I gave you does have the sword and the amulet in it.

584
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:27,000
It's being sold to someone who I believe is in the Cult of the Dragon,

585
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:33,000
which goes along with something that I've had a suspicion of, of Solax for quite a while,

586
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:38,000
is that he is working with the Cult of the Dragon.

587
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000
I think he is trying...

588
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,000
He's got this wizard that's been following him around a lot and working with him,

589
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:53,000
kind of telling him what he needs to be doing next and following along and making sure things get done there.

590
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:58,000
He has a meeting with the Council of the Sparkling Stones,

591
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
which is the council that runs Mirabar.

592
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I think, from what I've overheard,

593
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:10,000
is they're going to try and find a way to somehow charm the council,

594
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:19,000
convince them or persuade them through magical uses to hand over the army that Mirabar has,

595
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,000
which has 2,000 dwarven warriors that protect Mirabar,

596
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:30,000
but I think they're trying to sway Mirabar through not really up-and-up means

597
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000
to join the fight with the Cult of the Dragon.

598
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
What's this wizard's name?

599
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Elhand Silverkin.

600
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Never heard of him.

601
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
He's...

602
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Of the Silverkins?

603
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000
I mean, I know you guys know a lot of people, and I mean, you're pretty deep into this.

604
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,000
But from what I hear, the Cult of the Dragon has many hands and many facets

605
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000
and much control over a lot of people.

606
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Since you left, Flint, Solax has been spiraling more and more out of control

607
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:09,000
with the jobs he takes really, really leaning into whoever pays the highest

608
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,000
no matter the good side, bad side, run-of-the-tracks, you know?

609
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
I knew that guy was trouble.

610
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Well, yeah, a few people tried to leave after you did, but they wound up dead.

611
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:25,000
A bunch of us in the group, we want to get free,

612
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000
but if he's got control from coming from the Cult of the Dragon,

613
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000
we're a little bit nervous to do so.

614
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
But seeing as you guys have kind of dealt with them,

615
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:41,000
I was hoping that maybe you could help free our group from his control,

616
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
if you know what I'm saying.

617
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Oh, I think I have an idea what you're saying.

618
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Got any ideas of how we can get these guys alone?

619
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Like I said, I think they've got a meeting with the council later today.

620
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,000
He's been carrying around the box with him since he took it from you.

621
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000
That's probably going to be on him.

622
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,000
But getting him alone, he's got the wizard that follows him around,

623
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:10,000
and he also has his right-hand captain, Rickus Ogrescrush,

624
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:17,000
who is a newer ad within the last few months to the Fist of the Iron Dawn.

625
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
He pretty much has them with him at all times.

626
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:27,000
So I don't know if getting them before they go to the council meeting

627
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
or getting them going into the council meeting

628
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
and trying to get them alone that way.

629
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Not sure exactly.

630
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

631
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
What's in the box?

632
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
I don't know exactly.

633
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Do you think that's how they're going to try and charm the council?

634
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:51,000
I think it could be something that they're going to definitely use.

635
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:58,000
The amulet, from what I've heard, is an amulet of great evil cause.

636
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I don't know what it does exactly, but I know it's not good.

637
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Some people who handled it while trying to get it,

638
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
it injured a couple people and killed one

639
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
as they were trying to just even pick it up.

640
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,000
The blade has some control over it as well,

641
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,000
where it is a very powerful magical sword

642
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000
that they could very well be using to bring in through force

643
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000
if other means don't work, try and make them come to their side.

644
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Okay, hold on. I have a question. Sorry.

645
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Later today, they're meeting to convince or charm the council

646
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:45,000
to hand over the army of Mirabar.

647
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Are they meeting in Mirabar?

648
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Yes, it's at the town center where the council meets.

649
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Okay, I thought we were in Luskin.

650
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Nope, you're still in Mirabar.

651
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
We haven't left yet.

652
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
You can do the recap.

653
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I don't listen when I speak.

654
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Okay, cool.

655
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Our commute will be much easier when we decide to go kill these people.

656
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
For sure, which we probably should do.

657
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Let's go kill those people.

658
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Sounds like we probably should.

659
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Flint, you trust this guy?

660
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I have real trust issues ever since every person we try and help

661
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
fucks us over.

662
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
I love that you're saying this in front of him right now, too.

663
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,000
I feel like you just turned away from him and were like, dude.

664
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,000
I think he's always been on the up and up with me.

665
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
I think we can trust Glory Jim.

666
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Glory Jim says thank you and gives Nulara a bit of a side.

667
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Don't give yourself Glory Jim. You're coming with us to help.

668
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I figured as much.

669
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Is there anyone else who can come to help?

670
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Like I said, there are a few of us within the Fist

671
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:03,000
who are willing to do what we can to stop Soulaxe from carrying on

672
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
with whatever dastardly plan he's got planned.

673
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
I hate it when dastardly people plan plans.

674
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Let's go!

675
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Are we going to stop them on the way to their meeting, yes?

676
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
That'd probably be a good idea, yeah.

677
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Okay, let's do it.

678
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Leonin takes you to the hotel where the Fist of the Iron Dawn is staying

679
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
and points out the room where Soulaxe is staying

680
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
and also the rooms where the other two are.

681
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
He says, we've had it staked out for a little while.

682
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
We're pretty sure that they're still in there.

683
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:41,000
I think that Nulara should go in and try to charm him out of the box.

684
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Yeah, that's a pretty good one, Thea.

685
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
That's a pretty good one.

686
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Well, I gave my suggestion.

687
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Well, what do you guys think? Which room should we go in first?

688
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Well, I mean, the most power you're going to fight is probably from the wizard.

689
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:11,000
So I figure, you know, if he's taken out sooner rather than later,

690
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:16,000
it's going to be better all around for anybody fighting them.

691
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Do we want to fight them in the inn?

692
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Like, how close are they to the town center?

693
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:28,000
I'd rather jump them on the street when there isn't, like, other potential allies around, right?

694
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Because they have, like, isn't the whole militia staying there?

695
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Or the whole, yeah.

696
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Like, won't they have, like, other friends that will want to fight us?

697
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Or is it just these three dudes?

698
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Yeah, but we have allies in there too now.

699
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
True.

700
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
You get a rundown of the merc group.

701
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Leonin tells you that there are probably 20 people who will be able to stand up with you and fight against them.

702
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:59,000
However, there are about 45 other members who would be fighting against.

703
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Oof.

704
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
That they're uncertain which way they side, either way.

705
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Okay, well, I guess one-on-one in-room sounds like a better choice.

706
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Like, hit all three rooms at once?

707
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Well, ideally, if we take them one at a time, they won't know?

708
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000
I'm just saying, I was thinking we could jump them, like, in an alley,

709
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:28,000
but if they might have, like, 20 to 45 other dudes with them who are also going to fight us,

710
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
probably better to just do it in this contained area.

711
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Any meeting that they've gone on to the council, they've gone by themselves, just the three of them.

712
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:43,000
So, if you're wanting to get them, the three alone, that could be a viable option as well,

713
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
as waiting for them to leave, but then the three of them are together.

714
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:53,000
This way is the only way we can each fight them three-on-one as opposed to three-on-three.

715
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Yes.

716
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Okay.

717
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Four-on-one.

718
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I meant for just busting.

719
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Four-on-one against Leonin.

720
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Five, because of Donnie.

721
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Okay, but if we bust in there and they raise the alarm, then we can have 45 guys coming at us.

722
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000
So, if we wait for, like, a three-on-three or a four-on-three situation,

723
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000
or a five-on-three because of Donnie and his new hat, then that might be better served.

724
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
All right.

725
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Let's wait outside the hotel and stalk them and pull them into a nearby alley and have fisticuffs.

726
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:39,000
So, you wait around for a good two or three hours before you see them getting ready and leaving the hotel.

727
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:45,000
And it is just the three of them that leave together and they start to head down the street.

728
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
They have the box with them?

729
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
They do have the box with them.

730
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:55,000
They are walking towards where the council meets, which Leonin tells you is about 10 or 15 blocks away.

731
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Fia, poison spray them all or something. Sneak attack style.

732
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Okay.

733
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Well, you're the only one, probably, that can, like, hurt them all at one time.

734
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
This is also true.

735
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Flint's real tough, but you can do damage to all of them.

736
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Let's go, like, six or seven blocks in, far enough away from the hotel that nobody can run in an easy way to come and help

737
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,000
and not close enough that they can run and go to the meeting.

738
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Seems like good logic. I like it.

739
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Cool. Are they just walking down the middle road just like, do, do, do, do, do?

740
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah, they are walking down the middle of the road.

741
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
They're actually whistling and skipping.

742
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I'm going to assume they're behind them and following them.

743
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Yeah, we're, like, around a corner. That's my, I'm envisioning.

744
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Like, maybe there's a building right on the on the corner of that street.

745
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Super sneaky.

746
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Yeah, obviously.

747
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:57,000
And I make my own sneaky music, you know, they're all walking the same direction.

748
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
So if I come up behind them.

749
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Yeah, they've shown no reason to think that they're being followed.

750
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Good. We're so sneaky.

751
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:11,000
OK, so I hop out from behind the building corner and I poison spray them.

752
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000
What's the area of effect on your poison spray?

753
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
What a great question.

754
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
One million feet.

755
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
So glad you asked.

756
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
There it is.

757
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Ten feet.

758
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Oh, it's only one creature, you guys. It's not.

759
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Hold on. I can do call lightning.

760
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
OK, I'm going to do that.

761
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I walk out from behind the building and I look up into the sky.

762
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
It's a nice clear day. Doesn't matter.

763
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:46,000
I focus my energy on the point between them and call forth a rain of lightning that comes down from the sky.

764
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,000
OK, so you call that down and they notice this storm cloud.

765
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,000
But I would still give them disadvantage because they don't know why the storm clouds just appeared.

766
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Well, plus why are they just looking up in the sky?

767
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
What's the is a Dex?

768
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Yeah, they all take 40, 10 damage.

769
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Indeed they do.

770
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
All right, let's see what I can do here.

771
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Twenty six and they're all bloodied.

772
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:13,000
I'm pretty sure they just all fall over dead.

773
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:19,000
They're all first level characters, so.

774
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
They're the equivalents of babies.

775
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Congratulations, guys.

776
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Little baby wizard.

777
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Did you just kill babies?

778
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Just kidding. Light them up.

779
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Little baby wizard.

780
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
No prisoners.

781
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
They have been lit.

782
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:44,000
You call forth this storm and it starts brewing above the street and the lightning strikes down between the three in the middle of the road.

783
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:52,000
And the people that are just walking about the street run screaming as this lightning comes down and injures these three people.

784
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And the street quickly clears out as battle begins between you and the three members of the Fist of the Iron Dawn.

785
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,000
The wizard does look bloodied, but let's roll for initiative.

786
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Sixteen.

787
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Eight.

788
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Ten.

789
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Remember to add your initiative bonuses if you didn't.

790
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Nine.

791
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
I don't even remember what that is.

792
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Oh, that's a three.

793
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
So it's 19.

794
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
OK, Nularaaaia, you're up first.

795
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Sweet.

796
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I pull out flame tongue.

797
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I whisper Mui Calliente and I run and attempt to stab the wizard.

798
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,000
No, I attempt to chop off the wizard's head with my flaming sword.

799
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I roll a 14, so it probably doesn't happen.

800
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
But 14 does not hit.

801
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Well, I try again.

802
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
OK.

803
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,000
And that is a 17.

804
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
17 will hit.

805
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
OK.

806
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,000
So he gets 13 damage.

807
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Nice.

808
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Donnie immediately flies in, try and give him a little chompy chomp.

809
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Yeah.

810
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000
That is a 12, so he doesn't.

811
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000
But he looks really super intimidating in that new hat.

812
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Oh, that new hat is just baller.

813
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
It's good.

814
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
It's the wizard's turn now.

815
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Can we get a feeling about how the wizard feels about the hat?

816
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:25,000
The wizard looks as this dragon is flying by with a hat and he's like, that is a damn fine hat.

817
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
If he wasn't trying to kill me, I would befriend that dragon.

818
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
You know, that's kind of the feeling you get from his face.

819
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Yeah.

820
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Because of the hat, obviously.

821
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I don't like that Russ is about to use a spell.

822
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
He's got the bulky eyes.

823
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yikes.

824
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:48,000
So he might not.

825
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah, it might not.

826
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,000
We might only have to take half damage because of some sort of saving throw.

827
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
And I might get to re-roll a failed save.

828
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:04,000
He's going to cast Mascure Wounds on his brethren.

829
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
He stole Amy's thing.

830
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Well.

831
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
So lame.

832
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Get your own thing.

833
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
I wrote it down before I knew what was happening with her thing, so.

834
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
No, you didn't.

835
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I did too.

836
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
No, you did not.

837
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Whatever.

838
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
So.

839
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Well, which one is it, Russ?

840
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Did you or didn't you?

841
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:27,000
We'll never know.

842
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Hey, hey, it's me, your dungeon master, Russ More.

843
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
How's it going?

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00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
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910
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000
So they look much better.

911
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:08,000
So he does that, and then it is Flint's turn.

912
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Okay.

913
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
I'm going to spring out from behind the building

914
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000
and take the old run-up against, what's his name there?

915
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Ogre's Crush?

916
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
All right.

917
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Now I'm going to bring my two-handed axe down at him

918
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
with a bow and arrow.

919
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
I'm going to bring my two-handed axe down at him

920
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
with a bow and arrow.

921
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
I'm going to bring my two-handed axe down at him

922
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
with a very violent swing.

923
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Of course.

924
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
And that is a 19.

925
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
19 will be good, yeah.

926
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Excellent.

927
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Ten.

928
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
And one, but I get to re-roll that one

929
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
because of my sweet skill.

930
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Yeah, you do.

931
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Yay, it was a three.

932
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
That's much better.

933
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
And four is not a one,

934
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
so that's 17 damage on the first attack.

935
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
And saved pride.

936
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Right.

937
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
So much pride.

938
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
And that's another 19.

939
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
So 19 there and four is 23 damage.

940
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Good one.

941
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000
It is now his turn.

942
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,000
He pulls his long sword and short sword,

943
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000
and he gets to make three attacks.

944
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Two with the long sword, one with the short sword.

945
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
That's stupid.

946
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
I agree.

947
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
That's stupid.

948
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000
First one misses, critically.

949
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Well, that's not stupid.

950
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Critically misses.

951
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
No.

952
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
The second one, however, is a 15,

953
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
has a second long sword.

954
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Who is he fighting?

955
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
He's fighting Flint.

956
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Oh, okay.

957
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Then not good enough.

958
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
And his short sword, he comes in,

959
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
and that is a 22.

960
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Well, that hits.

961
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
So you take five damage.

962
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Okay.

963
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And then it is Thea's turn.

964
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
All right, well, I am just going to center my point here.

965
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Okay.

966
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,000
So that Nulara is not caught in that five foot radius.

967
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Between Solax and the wizard.

968
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Yes.

969
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Solax and the wizard.

970
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I've seen it.

971
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
You've seen it.

972
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Okay.

973
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
And it's you can make Constitution saving throws.

974
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Two of them.

975
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Hey, can I ask a question?

976
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Sorry.

977
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
What about what's his nuts?

978
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Doesn't he get a turn?

979
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
You know, what's his nuts?

980
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Yeah.

981
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Our friend.

982
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Apparently he probably will less than an eight.

983
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
He does get a turn.

984
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
It's not his turn.

985
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
It's not his turn yet though.

986
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Oh yeah.

987
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Sorry.

988
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Cause Thea went sneakily first.

989
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I thought we were back to her.

990
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
No.

991
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
So sorry.

992
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I'm so sneaky.

993
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Solax and Solax and Leonin still have a turn.

994
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Right.

995
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
So I am calling lightning again.

996
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
It lasts for 10 minutes.

997
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Sure.

998
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Okay.

999
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
So.

1000
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
And I can move my point of concentration.

1001
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Is it Dex or Constitution?

1002
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Cause last time I did Dex and then you told me to do Constitution.

1003
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Well, you did say Dex for the first time.

1004
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I think I might've been right.

1005
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Cause I was just reading it off of the page.

1006
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
I think it's Dex.

1007
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
That's a natural 20 for the wizard.

1008
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Well, good.

1009
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Get that out of the way.

1010
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000
And a not natural 20 for Solax.

1011
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
So they take half damage.

1012
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Okay.

1013
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
14, so they each take seven damage.

1014
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Then it is Solax's turn.

1015
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Man, if I was friends with Solax, I would call him Solax to the max.

1016
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Like I would have all sorts of fun things.

1017
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Yeah.

1018
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
I like it.

1019
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Solax is going to run towards you, Thea.

1020
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
I do like that bring it on hands.

1021
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Like I'm like, yeah, get over here.

1022
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,000
He is going to two handed swing his axe at you.

1023
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Okay.

1024
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I wish I was wearing my better armor.

1025
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
He gets three attacks.

1026
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
The first one only an 11.

1027
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Nice.

1028
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Second one, that is 18.

1029
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Yep.

1030
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
That hits me.

1031
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Third one, 25.

1032
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
25.

1033
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Yeah, that also.

1034
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
So two hits get through to you.

1035
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I don't like these characters with three attacks.

1036
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Yeah, me neither.

1037
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
We got to get some more attacks, Flint.

1038
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Yeah, we need more levels.

1039
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
I know.

1040
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
We need some more levels.

1041
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
First damage is 13 damage.

1042
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Okay.

1043
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Second damage is 13 damage.

1044
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,000
So you take 26 damage from his axe.

1045
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000
And then it's Glory Jam's turn.

1046
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Come on, Glory Jam.

1047
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
He's going to run over and also attack Solax.

1048
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:27,000
And they give a little look to each other like, I fucking knew you were going to turn on me type of thing.

1049
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Maybe a little bit of like, I've been waiting to do this for years.

1050
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:38,000
And he gets two attacks with his long sword and one with his short sword.

1051
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000
And the first attack I'm going to hit.

1052
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,000
That's a 22 versus his AC.

1053
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Second is an 11 versus his AC.

1054
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
That doesn't hit.

1055
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
And a 15.

1056
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000
So only one long sword hits.

1057
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
That is 11 damage to Solax.

1058
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
And then it's Nularaaaa's turn again.

1059
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I'm going to stab this wizard some more.

1060
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Oh, natural 20.

1061
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Oh, damn.

1062
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Yeah.

1063
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
16 on my first rolls.

1064
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,000
5, 7 plus 4 is 11.

1065
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
What's that?

1066
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
27 total.

1067
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Yeah.

1068
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Did she murder the wizard?

1069
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000
You can describe how you murder him because he's murdered or dead or dead.

1070
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
However you want to justify it.

1071
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Just a real simple, clean beheading.

1072
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Sure.

1073
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000
With my flaming sword.

1074
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
So it's actually a bit gruesome.

1075
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
It kind of like cauterizes.

1076
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
That just ends it clean.

1077
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,000
There's a bit of a burning flesh smell, but it is like everything seals up.

1078
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
There's not a lot of spray or anything.

1079
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
So it's a clean kill.

1080
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Picture Luke getting his hand chopped off at the end of Empire Strikes Back.

1081
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
That sort of thing.

1082
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Exactly.

1083
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Exactly.

1084
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
He's very anti-kill Bill.

1085
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Yeah.

1086
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Yes.

1087
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Exactly.

1088
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
So you've got more hits then.

1089
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Sweet.

1090
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Yeah.

1091
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
I have another attack.

1092
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
So I guess.

1093
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Oh, I don't know.

1094
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Flynn, have you hurt that?

1095
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
You've hurt that guy a bit, haven't you?

1096
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I think I hurt him pretty good.

1097
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah.

1098
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Oh, why don't you turn around and attack the back of Solax?

1099
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Yeah.

1100
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
He's not looking at you.

1101
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Would that be like a little bit of an advantage for her?

1102
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah.

1103
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I'm going to attack him.

1104
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Not as exciting, but an 18.

1105
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Those bonuses are so good.

1106
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Is that a hit?

1107
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
18?

1108
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
18 does hit.

1109
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Yes.

1110
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Great.

1111
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
So that is a six plus three is nine.

1112
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
These bonuses are great.

1113
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
I said, I wonder what that's like.

1114
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
You got bad-ass magic.

1115
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
I do.

1116
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
That's fine.

1117
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000
14 damage on that.

1118
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Then Donnie wants to get in on the action too.

1119
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Of course.

1120
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Yeah.

1121
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
And he rolls a 21.

1122
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Gee.

1123
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Donnie.

1124
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Donnie.

1125
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Good work.

1126
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:06,000
And then he gets six damage.

1127
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Plus he needs to do a constitution saving throw.

1128
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I know we've spelled Donnie D-O-N-N-Y, but in my head we spell it like D-O-N, and

1129
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
then a period, and then like a capital E.

1130
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Oh, I always...

1131
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Very like...

1132
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Like Chuck D.

1133
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Yeah.

1134
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
But Donnie.

1135
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
I like it.

1136
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
That's canon.

1137
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
That's what his name is.

1138
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I like it.

1139
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Donnie.

1140
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
He rolled a 20 on the constitution.

1141
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Oh, so he's not paralyzed then.

1142
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
He's fine.

1143
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
He's good.

1144
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Okay.

1145
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
So you're good.

1146
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
So the wizard's dead.

1147
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
So it's Flynn's turn.

1148
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Hooray.

1149
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Dead wizards are the best kind.

1150
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Build strong wizards for next time.

1151
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:49,000
So I'm still attacking, what's his name there?

1152
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Ogre's Crush.

1153
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Yep.

1154
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
And that was a 17.

1155
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000
17 is good.

1156
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Excellent.

1157
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:03,000
10 and 11 is 21 and 4 is 25 on the first attack.

1158
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Some good damage rolls so far.

1159
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,000
I like to be always impressed by how good you guys are every time.

1160
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
I'm like, oh, you're so good at this.

1161
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000
I'm probably going to suffer so bad now.

1162
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
He's noticeably bloodied at this point.

1163
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Okay.

1164
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Okay.

1165
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:22,000
I guess I'm going to attack him again because we ain't taking no prisoners.

1166
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000
And that is an 11.

1167
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Thanks, Scarlet.

1168
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Okay.

1169
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
So it is his turn now.

1170
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
He's going to hit Flynn.

1171
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
That's a 20, not critical.

1172
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Yep.

1173
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Second one is a 17.

1174
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Hey.

1175
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
And it's a slash so I resisted because I get 18.

1176
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Yes, you do.

1177
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
And that's a 13.

1178
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
So again, only one long sword.

1179
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
I bet it's a real ouchy one though.

1180
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
It is an ouchy one.

1181
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
It's nine damage worth of ouchy.

1182
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000
That's pretty ouchy.

1183
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Thea, you're up.

1184
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,000
I am not going to rain lightning down upon us.

1185
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,000
We are all very close one another.

1186
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Cluster fighting.

1187
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:10,000
So what I am going to do is he's just like right in front of me.

1188
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I'm going to poison spray him.

1189
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Make a constitution saving throw.

1190
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
That's for Solax.

1191
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,000
He gets that for his constitution.

1192
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
That is a 14.

1193
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Mine is a 14.

1194
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Oh, 16.

1195
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Very good.

1196
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:36,000
So instead of taking half, you're just going to take it all.

1197
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:41,000
15 from my stinky hand.

1198
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Well, I extend my hand out toward him and a puff of noxious gas comes out from my palm.

1199
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah, the old stink hand.

1200
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Yeah, stink hand.

1201
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000
That's a way more intimidating spell than poison spray.

1202
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Yeah.

1203
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
I put it right in his face too because he was really close to me.

1204
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
He was like axing me down.

1205
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
I feel like I really touched his face too.

1206
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I was like.

1207
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000
So he is going to shield bash you, Thea.

1208
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Of course he is.

1209
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I expect nothing less.

1210
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Shield bash away, you bastard.

1211
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
That is a 25.

1212
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Yes, that obviously.

1213
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000
And you have to make a strength saving throw.

1214
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Nat 20.

1215
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
So you are not nox prone.

1216
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Damn, y'all.

1217
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Just knowing you have that new armor on the way.

1218
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Did you just like shove me back?

1219
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I don't want to get into like a shoving fight.

1220
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
That's right.

1221
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
So you can choose if you want to take a step back.

1222
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Just be like, what?

1223
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Or, you know.

1224
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Step to the side.

1225
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Jump back.

1226
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
What would?

1227
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000
But you take 2d4 plus four blood damage.

1228
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Oh, I do, do, do.

1229
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Seven plus one plus six.

1230
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
It's 12 damage.

1231
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
And then he's going to swing his axe single handed.

1232
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Guys, I'm bloodied.

1233
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:55,000
At first swing at glory gym for 17, which is enough to hit him.

1234
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
And he takes.

1235
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
But not enough to break his spirit.

1236
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Not enough to break his spirit.

1237
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Ain't nobody going to break his side.

1238
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Nobody's going to hold him down.

1239
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
So he takes 10 damage.

1240
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
He's got to keep on moving.

1241
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
And then, Nulara, you're going to take a second hit.

1242
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
If I roll well, that's a 24.

1243
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000
That'll do it.

1244
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
You're going to roll 150 times.

1245
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
No, it's okay.

1246
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,000
He pulled 3d6 and they all landed on one.

1247
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
So you take seven damage.

1248
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Seven damage.

1249
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
As low as it could be.

1250
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Yep.

1251
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Glory Gems turn.

1252
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000
And he's going to two handed swing his long sword.

1253
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Neither of those get through.

1254
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
So it's back to Nulara.

1255
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Well, I guess that guy just stabbed me.

1256
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000
So I'm going to try and stab him back.

1257
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Yep.

1258
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,000
I will not.

1259
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Because I rolled a two.

1260
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
So that's an 11.

1261
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
So that won't do it.

1262
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Second attack is a 18.

1263
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
An 18 is good.

1264
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000
11 damage.

1265
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Donnie comes in for the kill.

1266
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,000
And by kill, I mean probably an irritating bite.

1267
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000
But not even that because he got an eight.

1268
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Perfect.

1269
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Flint.

1270
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Well, I'm going to turn around and kick the shit out of Solax.

1271
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
That is a crit 20.

1272
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Oh, geez.

1273
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,000
So here comes a lot of damage.

1274
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Eight.

1275
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
And five is 13.

1276
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
So 17 on the first.

1277
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Plus nine, 26.

1278
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
And four is 30 altogether.

1279
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
He just explode him.

1280
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
He is now bloody.

1281
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
He's still alive.

1282
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
All right.

1283
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Here comes attack number two.

1284
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Don't say that yet.

1285
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
So that's a 18, which I believe hits.

1286
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
All right.

1287
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Perfect.

1288
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Three.

1289
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Boom.

1290
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
And 11.

1291
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
14 and four is 18.

1292
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,000
And I'm going to action surge and take one more attack, Adam.

1293
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Sure.

1294
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Why not?

1295
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
I mean, you went in Rome, right?

1296
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Yeah.

1297
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000
And that is a 17 to 17 hit.

1298
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
No.

1299
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000
17 is not hit.

1300
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Too bad for you.

1301
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
It is too bad for me.

1302
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:21,000
It's the second guy's turn and he's going to attack you.

1303
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,000
I don't feel bad about forgetting his name because now Russ can't even remember his name.

1304
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Exactly.

1305
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
That's what I was like, oh, these poor disposable characters.

1306
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Like, why do I even bother writing down the dumb wizard's name?

1307
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,000
He was in the game for like two minutes of like in-game time.

1308
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
I thought he was going to be a big player.

1309
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Silverkin.

1310
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Me too.

1311
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
All depends, you know, what happens.

1312
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Okay.

1313
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
So Ogre's Crush swings at you, Flint, with his long sword once.

1314
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
You get one long sword hit.

1315
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Excellent.

1316
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Not even trying.

1317
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Nine damage.

1318
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
I laugh it off like it's nothing.

1319
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Yeah.

1320
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Yeah, I get it.

1321
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:03,000
So you guys are surrounding Solax like he's the cool guy at the party.

1322
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Remind me never to go to this party.

1323
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Are you kidding?

1324
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,000
I am going to, I kind of feel like, like we've been killing a lot of people lately and

1325
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
we haven't been asking any questions.

1326
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Just a wonder.

1327
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
True.

1328
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
We could keep one of them alive.

1329
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Probably want to keep Solax.

1330
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
We try this every time in a network.

1331
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I know, it never works.

1332
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000
But I mean, our intentions are there.

1333
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Well, how about I do...

1334
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:33,000
You can just say that you want to keep him alive and then even if you drop him below, then he's, he's incapacitated, but he won't be murder faced.

1335
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Okay.

1336
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
Well, I'm going to try a spell first.

1337
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Hold person.

1338
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:43,000
So the target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be paralyzed for the duration.

1339
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Oh, hold on a second.

1340
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Okay.

1341
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
I am doing this to both of them.

1342
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Solax gets 18.

1343
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Fine.

1344
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Ogre's Crush gets, that's an 11.

1345
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000
All right.

1346
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,000
So Ogre's Crush is paralyzed for the duration.

1347
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
One minute.

1348
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
So like collapse paralyzed?

1349
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,000
It just says paralyzed for the duration.

1350
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Cool.

1351
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
I'm imagining like maybe frozen.

1352
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
That seems more fun.

1353
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Yeah.

1354
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
And it's concentration or up to one minute.

1355
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Yes.

1356
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Okay.

1357
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,000
So it's Solax's turn and he's going to swing hard at you.

1358
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
To break my concentration.

1359
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Okay.

1360
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
With the old...

1361
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
How do you know what breaks your concentration?

1362
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Getting stabbed.

1363
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Yeah, but even then it's like if you're, if you're a powerful spell caster, you should be able to...

1364
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
That's true.

1365
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
To take a murder damage.

1366
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Well, to take a hit and still maintain.

1367
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Hold on.

1368
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Let me see how hard I have to hit you to drop your concentration.

1369
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Yeah, there must be a threshold, right?

1370
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Yes.

1371
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
There should be like a number.

1372
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Casting another spell that requires concentration.

1373
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Taking damage.

1374
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Whenever you take damage while you are concentrating on a spell, you must take

1375
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,000
a constitution saving throw to maintain your constitution.

1376
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Well, well, well.

1377
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:00,000
DC equals 10 or half the damage you take, whichever number is higher.

1378
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
So you will have to take...

1379
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
So if I take 20 damage, I need to at least roll a 10.

1380
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
But you're going to take three attacks.

1381
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,000
So you have to take, make a constitution saving throw on each attack.

1382
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
For each one.

1383
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Okay.

1384
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
So the first one is a 22.

1385
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Heck.

1386
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
And he's going to swing.

1387
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
17.

1388
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Well, I might actually just die, guys.

1389
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
17.

1390
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Don't die.

1391
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
You're the one with the, with the curing spell.

1392
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:26,000
I've been kind of forgetting about myself over here because there's a lot of us going on,

1393
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:31,000
but I've taken, taken 45 points of damage.

1394
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
That did you make your saving throw?

1395
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Nat 20.

1396
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Okay.

1397
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Second one is an 18.

1398
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,000
That's 19.

1399
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Are you sure?

1400
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Mm-hmm.

1401
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
How are you doing there, Amy?

1402
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I have nine hit points left.

1403
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
I need to take my 15.

1404
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
We're good.

1405
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Third one.

1406
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Oh, that's an 11.

1407
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
He missed.

1408
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:05,000
I thought it was like 11 damage and I was like, I just peed a little.

1409
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Glory Jim is going to swing at him though.

1410
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Oh, that's an 18.

1411
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
That hits.

1412
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
First long sword.

1413
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Second long sword hits with a 22.

1414
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000
And third one is a crit 20.

1415
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Whoa.

1416
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
So on his short sword, he critted.

1417
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:27,000
He gets 13 damage for his long sword.

1418
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:32,000
And then he critted on his short sword.

1419
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,000
26, 15, which is enough.

1420
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:42,000
So Soul Axe is struck down by Glory Jim in the middle of the street.

1421
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
That seems fitting.

1422
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
And Lara, you are up.

1423
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,000
And Ogre's Crush, he is paralyzed.

1424
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Yeah, he can't do anything.

1425
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Oh.

1426
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Do you want to maybe like tie him up or something?

1427
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Yeah, okay.

1428
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
We could maybe ask him some questions.

1429
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Are there any rivers nearby?

1430
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000
Always on my mind.

1431
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,000
I tie him up, hand and foot handily.

1432
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
And then we can just question him.

1433
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Should we maybe drag him off to the side down a back alley somewhere?

1434
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Yeah.

1435
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Yeah, that's a good idea.

1436
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,000
As you are tying him up, throughout the fight, obviously the streets have cleared.

1437
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,000
People have run from what is happening.

1438
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:26,000
But you hear the march of a lot of people.

1439
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Very heavy military cadence of feet marching down the street.

1440
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,000
And you hear someone at the front call out,

1441
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000
stop what you're doing in the name of the acts of Mirabar.

1442
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:46,000
And you turn and you see the military forces of Mirabar bookending this street that you're on.

1443
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Guys, this does not look good for us.

1444
01:02:50,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Music

1445
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1446
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
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